WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!?! Last thing that I remember was being beaten by some *gasp* Elemental Sage of some sort that looked kinda like a cat. Next thing that I knew, I was being used as an electrical generator in a power plant belonging to some guy named "Trevor". *roars loudly* THE GREAT INJUSTICE OF IT ALL! But, I'm back now. So prepare yourselves. *gasp* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Greetings fools, I am Vortex! I have come here to give this place a small *gasp* sample of my powers! PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE PERFECT STORM! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!